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Sex Unashamed
This morning on my windshield I found the first lovebug of the season: Plecia nearctica, a member of the family of march flies. It is...
May 26, 2009


The Edge of a Storm
I am not a particularly heavy sleeper. You could say I sleep like a dog, or a wolf; that is, with one ear nearly always awake, ready to...
Dec 3, 2008
Day Two
Yesterday was Day One in several significant ways. The Great Funeral Trip is done, and Mom is resting with Dad in Maryland. Now I have an...
Nov 24, 2008
Lights out? Experts fear fireflies are dwindling
When I was a kid, summer was all about lightning bugs. Well, that and playing outside until 9:30 p.m. Summer days in the Washington, D.C....
Sep 2, 2008
Poor Bears
The news is depressing, I’m afraid. A twelve-year-old girl was out walking her dog on a farm near the town of Sauðárkrókur, Skaga fjord...
Jun 24, 2008


Dogs in the Basement, Revisited
Just when I thought my nightmares were under control, I find this: a woman in Glen Burnie, Maryland, named Kelly Schreck (her last name,...
Jun 3, 2008
This Guy Has Been Singing All Night Long
No, this isn’t my video, but this fellow’s song is remarkably similar to the one my little friend has been singing outside my window...
Jun 1, 2008


There Are Not Enough Words
“Green Porno” is a series of very short films conceived, written, co-directed by and featuring Isabella Rossellini. Inspired by the...
May 22, 2008


Dogs in the Basement
One of my recurring nightmares involves a scenario in which there are several dogs in my care, usually one large and several smaller...
May 8, 2008


What’s for Dinner?
You say “central Florida” to most people, and they think of Orlando. Say “Orlando” and people think “Disney.” Fair enough. But most of...
Apr 24, 2008
“It’s Raining Cows Out Here, Man”
By now, you probably know that I have a thing for cows. I don’t know why I find them so endearing, or funny, or amazing, but I do. I love...
Nov 8, 2007


Existential Wonder
A couple of weeks ago, Adamus told me he had gotten a dog at the pound, a Lab mix named Dusty. He said I should definitely meet her....
Sep 24, 2007


Abandoned Monkey Finds Love with a Pigeon
From the London Daily Mail: They’re an odd couple in every sense, but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal...
Sep 14, 2007


Quest for a Miracle Cure
These parents believe horses and shamans can unlock their son’s autistic mind. This is their journey of discovery by Tim Rayment The...
Sep 12, 2007
Most Polar Bears Could Die Out by 2050
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two-thirds of the world’s polar bears will be killed off by 2050 — and the entire population gone from Alaska — because...
Sep 10, 2007


Nature Watch
A note from a friend in Arizona: I wish you fabulous people could be here right now. On the upper route from Bisbee to Sierra Vista the...
Aug 28, 2007
Too Many Kittens
A recurring dream, which last night became a nightmare: I’m in a house that looks vaguely like my own, only it’s filthy. There’s a vague...
Aug 3, 2007
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